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*<strong>पति</strong>*-

*<strong>मेरे</strong> <strong>लिए</strong> <strong>तो</strong> <strong>दूर</strong> <strong>दूर</strong> <strong>से</strong> <strong>रिश्ते</strong> <strong>आते</strong> <strong>थे</strong> ,*

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*<strong>पत्नी</strong>*-

*<strong>नजदीक</strong> <strong>रहने</strong> <strong>वाले</strong> <strong>तुम्हारे</strong>*

*<strong>लक्षण</strong> <strong>जानते</strong> <strong>होगे</strong> !*

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<strong>एक</strong> <strong>पति</strong> <strong>ने</strong> <strong>अपने</strong> <strong>गुरु</strong> <strong>से</strong> <strong>पूछा</strong> <strong>स्वामी</strong> <strong>जी</strong> <strong>पिछले</strong> <strong>कुछ</strong> <strong>समय</strong> <strong>से</strong> <strong>एक</strong> <strong>चमत्कारिक</strong> <strong>घटना</strong> <strong>घट</strong> <strong>रही</strong> <strong>है</strong> <strong>।</strong>

<strong>आधी</strong> <strong>रात</strong> <strong>को</strong> <strong>जब</strong> <strong>मेरी</strong> <strong>नींद</strong> <strong>खुलती</strong> <strong>है</strong> <strong>तो</strong> <strong>देखता</strong> <strong>हूँ</strong> <strong>कि</strong> <strong>मेरी</strong> <strong>पत्नी</strong> <strong>सर</strong> <strong>तक</strong> <strong>चादर</strong> <strong>से</strong> <strong>ढक</strong> <strong>कर</strong> <strong>सोई</strong> <strong>रहती</strong> <strong>है</strong> <strong>और</strong> <strong>एक</strong> <strong>प्रकाश</strong> <strong>पुंज</strong> <strong>उसके</strong> <strong>सर</strong> <strong>के</strong> <strong>पास</strong> <strong>फैला</strong> <strong>रहता</strong> <strong>है</strong> <strong>।</strong> <strong>क्या</strong> <strong>मेरी</strong> <strong>पत्नी</strong> <strong>के</strong> <strong>पास</strong> <strong>कोई</strong> <strong>दैविक</strong> <strong>शक्ति</strong> <strong>है</strong> ?????

<strong>गुरु</strong> <strong>जी</strong> <strong>बोले</strong> <strong>बेटा</strong> <strong>अपनी</strong> <strong>बुद्धि</strong> <strong>लगाओ</strong> <strong>तुम्हारी</strong> <strong>पत्नी</strong> <strong>चादर</strong> <strong>के</strong> <strong>अंदर</strong> <strong>तुम्हारा</strong> <strong>मोबाइल</strong> <strong>चेक</strong> <strong>कर</strong> <strong>रही</strong> <strong>होगी</strong> <strong>दैविक</strong> <strong>शक्ति</strong> <strong>के</strong> <strong>चक्कर</strong> <strong>में</strong> <strong>न</strong> <strong>जा</strong> <strong>कर</strong> <strong>अपने</strong> <strong>मोबाइल</strong> <strong>का</strong> <strong>पासवर्ड</strong> <strong>बदल</strong> <strong>दो</strong> <strong>नहीं</strong> <strong>तो</strong> <strong>भविष्य</strong> <strong>में</strong> <strong>तलाक</strong> <strong>के</strong> <strong>योग</strong> <strong>बन</strong> <strong>जायेंगे</strong> ????????????????

<strong>मैं</strong> <strong>रात</strong> <strong>के</strong> 11 <strong>बजे</strong> <strong>अकेला</strong> <strong>घर</strong> <strong>जा</strong> <strong>रहा</strong> <strong>था।</strong>

<strong>रास्ते</strong> <strong>में</strong> <strong>बहुत</strong> <strong>अन्धेरा</strong> <strong>था</strong> <strong>और</strong> <strong>कुत्ते</strong> <strong>भौंक</strong> <strong>रहे</strong> <strong>थे।</strong>

<strong>सभी</strong> <strong>घरों</strong> <strong>के</strong> <strong>दरवाजे</strong>, <strong>लाईट</strong> <strong>बन्द</strong> <strong>थे</strong> <strong>और</strong> <strong>मैं</strong> <strong>पैदल</strong> <strong>चल</strong> <strong>रहा</strong> <strong>था।</strong>

*<strong>मैं</strong> <strong>बहुत</strong> <strong>डरा</strong> <strong>हुआ</strong> <strong>था।</strong>*

<strong>तभी</strong> <strong>मुझे</strong> <strong>एक</strong> <strong>उपाय</strong> <strong>सूझा।</strong>

<strong>मैने</strong> <strong>तेज</strong> <strong>आवाज</strong> <strong>लगाई</strong>

*<strong>प्याज</strong> 10 <strong>रुपये</strong> <strong>किलो</strong>*

<strong>सब</strong> <strong>घरों</strong> <strong>की</strong> <strong>लाईट</strong> <strong>जल</strong> <strong>गई</strong> <strong>और</strong> <strong>लोग</strong> <strong>प्याज</strong> <strong>वाले</strong> <strong>को</strong> <strong>देखने</strong> <strong>बाहर</strong> <strong>निकल</strong> <strong>आए।</strong>

<strong>और</strong> <strong>मै</strong> <strong>आराम</strong> <strong>से</strong> <strong>अपने</strong> <strong>घर</strong> <strong>पहुंच</strong> <strong>गया।</strong>

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<strong>एक</strong> <strong>मित्र</strong> <strong>के</strong> <strong>घर</strong> <strong>गया</strong>... <strong>पूछा</strong> <strong>भाभी</strong> <strong>जी</strong> <strong>किधर</strong> <strong>है</strong> ?

<strong>मित्र</strong> <strong>ने</strong> <strong>बोला</strong> - <strong>ईश्वरीय</strong> <strong>रचना</strong> <strong>छेड़छाड़</strong> <strong>केन्द्र</strong> <strong>गई</strong> <strong>हुई</strong> <strong>हैं।</strong>

<strong>मैंने</strong> <strong>कहा</strong> <strong>यार</strong> <strong>मैं</strong> <strong>समझा</strong> <strong>नही</strong>

<strong>मित्र</strong> <strong>ने</strong> <strong>बोला</strong> <strong>यानी</strong> <strong>ब्यूटीपार्लर</strong> <strong>गई</strong> <strong>हुई</strong> <strong>हैं।</strong>

????

<strong>एक</strong> <strong>पति</strong> <strong>ने</strong> <strong>अपने</strong> <strong>गुरु</strong> <strong>से</strong> <strong>पूछा</strong> <strong>स्वामी</strong> <strong>जी</strong> <strong>पिछले</strong> <strong>कुछ</strong> <strong>समय</strong> <strong>से</strong> <strong>एक</strong> <strong>चमत्कारिक</strong> <strong>घटना</strong> <strong>घट</strong> <strong>रही</strong> <strong>है</strong> <strong>।</strong>

<strong>आधी</strong> <strong>रात</strong> <strong>को</strong> <strong>जब</strong> <strong>मेरी</strong> <strong>नींद</strong> <strong>खुलती</strong> <strong>है</strong> <strong>तो</strong> <strong>देखता</strong> <strong>हूँ</strong> <strong>कि</strong> <strong>मेरी</strong> <strong>पत्नी</strong> <strong>सर</strong> <strong>तक</strong> <strong>चादर</strong> <strong>से</strong> <strong>ढक</strong> <strong>कर</strong> <strong>सोई</strong> <strong>रहती</strong> <strong>है</strong> <strong>और</strong> <strong>एक</strong> <strong>प्रकाश</strong> <strong>पुंज</strong> <strong>उसके</strong> <strong>सर</strong> <strong>के</strong> <strong>पास</strong> <strong>फैला</strong> <strong>रहता</strong> <strong>है</strong> <strong>।</strong> <strong>क्या</strong> <strong>मेरी</strong> <strong>पत्नी</strong> <strong>के</strong> <strong>पास</strong> <strong>कोई</strong> <strong>दैविक</strong> <strong>शक्ति</strong> <strong>है</strong> ?

<strong>गुरु</strong> <strong>जी</strong> <strong>बोले</strong> <strong>बेटा</strong> <strong>अपनी</strong> <strong>बुद्धि</strong> <strong>लगाओ</strong> <strong>तुम्हारी</strong> <strong>पत्नी</strong> <strong>चादर</strong> <strong>के</strong> <strong>अंदर</strong> <strong>तुम्हारा</strong> <strong>मोबाइल</strong> <strong>चेक</strong> <strong>कर</strong> <strong>रही</strong> <strong>होगी</strong> <strong>दैविक</strong> <strong>शक्ति</strong> <strong>के</strong> <strong>चक्कर</strong> <strong>में</strong> <strong>न</strong> <strong>जा</strong> <strong>कर</strong> <strong>अपने</strong> <strong>मोबाइल</strong> <strong>का</strong> <strong>पासवर्ड</strong> <strong>बदल</strong> <strong>दो</strong> <strong>नहीं</strong> <strong>तो</strong> <strong>भविष्य</strong> <strong>में</strong> <strong>तलाक</strong> <strong>के</strong> <strong>योग</strong> <strong>बन</strong> <strong>जायेंगे</strong> ????????????

<strong>दीपावली</strong> <strong>के</strong> <strong>इस</strong> <strong>पावन</strong> <strong>अवसर</strong> <strong>पर</strong> <strong>आप</strong> <strong>सभी</strong> <strong>स्वजनों</strong> , <strong>परिजनों</strong> <strong>एवं</strong> <strong>मित्रों</strong> <strong>की</strong> <strong>समस्त</strong> <strong>मनोकामना</strong> <strong>पूरी</strong> <strong>हो</strong> , <strong>तमाम</strong> <strong>खुशियां</strong> <strong>आपके</strong> <strong>कदम</strong> <strong>चूमे</strong> ....

<strong>इसी</strong> <strong>मंगल</strong> <strong>कामना</strong> <strong>के</strong> <strong>साथ</strong> <strong>आपको</strong> <strong>एवं</strong> <strong>आपके</strong> <strong>पूरे</strong> <strong>परिवार</strong> <strong>को</strong> <strong>दीपावली</strong> <strong>की</strong> <strong>शुभकामनाएं</strong> <strong>एवं</strong> <strong>हार्दिक</strong> <strong>बधाई</strong> . <strong>ख़ुश</strong> <strong>रहें</strong> <strong>आबाद</strong> <strong>रहें</strong> .